The Southland Christmas Song
- Publish Date
- Friday, 16 December 2016, 10:53AM
The good people of Southland contributed lyrical ideas for The Suburban Jinglers Christmas Song, and then James and Liv did the rest and created this festive masterpiece...
Lyrics
Ho Ho Home in Southland for Christmas
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Every year we’re forced to sing of
Am
Winter lands when carolling
F
But where we live that’s just not on
G
So let’s sing the Southland Christmas song…
C
We live at the bum of Aotearoa
Am
It’s summer so we never tend to let it snow-ah
F
It’s less about reindeer, more about Stags
G
Here’s a ditty filled with all the fun we have…
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At ho ho home in Southland for Christmas
Town’s a flurry like a Christmas Maze
People lined for Santa pics at H&Js
Uni kids are home for Christmas cheer
Hanging at the Northern for a Christmas beer
South City’s looking like a festive Tron
There’s ponies wearing an-tell-ers in Riverton
If you’re not super crafty you’ve got it made
You can just ride your tinselled bike in Bluff’s Parade
At ho ho home in Southland for Christmas
It really lights up after dark
Candlelit melodies flood Queens Park
Cars trip round the brightest places
We shove a Mr Whippy in our happy faces
Rudolph’s out and Shadbolt’s in
To pull the sleigh he’s scootering
“But, Hey what’s that?! The sleigh looks TIGHT!”
Santa’s on Burt Munro’s motorbike
It’s ho ho home in Southland for Christmas
Am
It’s Christmas day and yes it’s true
G
Down the drive’s a little trail of reindeer poo
F
It may look like it came from sheep
G
It’s just that Santa paused to give them Southland’s legendary lush green pastures to eat…..
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Who’s on the Barbie? It’s Gary Tong
Am
Shimmying and humming to the Southland song
F
The rain starts trickling but we don’t mind
G
That’s what makes living here one of a kind
It’s ho ho home in Southland for Christmas
It’s ho ho home in Southland for Christmas (I wouldn’t miss this)
Ho ho home in Southland for Christmas!