Fight for your Friday Funny (Oct 3)

Sarah won the fight this week, that makes the score 10-9 with Sarah in the lead....

A woman is 3 months pregnant when she falls into a coma. She awakes 6 months later and asks about her baby. The doctor assures her that everything went fine and she has twins, a boy and a girl! He tells the woman that since she was unconscious her brother named the kids. "Oh No!" the woman said "My brother is an idiot! What did that dummy name them?".  "He named the girl Denise" the doctor told her. "Well that’s not so bad” the woman said, “and the boy?" The doctor replied "He called him danephew".